Fuck Pizza Hut

Ok folks, This is my inaugural Chicken and Gravy Mang post. Lets just talk about how god awful pizza hut is. I mean, Yeah the Stuffed crust pizza is fucking awesome, but other than that, they have literally nothing to offer. The pan pizzas they have suck ass. And so do their shitty ass breadsticks and everything else they offer on that joke of a menu. I dont know why i feel so strongly but i fucking do. #VivaLaPapaGinos

100 year old lady on Jay Leno Show

Get a load of this lady. Just about as awesome as it comes. She's got some serious gusto. Definitely worth a watch on a sunday morning.

So Not Mogul

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GOOGLE?? I am a Mogul in training why the fuck should I have to sit through advertisements every single time I want to watch a Youtube video? Are these idiots at google as idiotic as I think they are? Am I the only person on the planet that would pay a monthly fee just to have an advertisement free Youtube? Can't be right? Like "Hey, Google! I will give you free money to use your free website if you get rid of these god forsaken ads on every video". Just give me .05% of the yearly profits and we have a deal bro. I'll sell you my idea. Lets shake on it?
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Move over Lil Terio

First things first...1) Fuck Jimmy Kimmel. He's not funny in the slightest. 2) White people can't do this. Plain and Simple if you are white you have a negative zero percent chance of doing this.

Couple weeks ago State Farm Dance Cam at a Detroit Pistons game went viral because these two had an epic dance off. These 2 dudes going back and forth just killing shit like whatever whatever I do what I want.  Last night Jimmy "I laughed harder at my Grandma's funeral" Kimmel had these two on his late night show basically doing the same shit. Killin it like whatever whatever I do what I want.

If Jimmy was actually funny and actually had a comic mind he would have a dance off Stomp the Yard style between this fat little pistons fan and that publicity whore Lil' Terio.  But then again Kimmel aint funny.

PS - This is the power move of all power moves. Your move Mr. Usher.

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People really do hate Barrack

Daily News - The troubled mobile phone maker BlackBerry still has at least one very loyal customer: U.S. President Barack Obama. At a meeting with youth on Wednesday to promote his landmark healthcare law, Obama said he is not allowed to have Apple's smart phone, the iPhone, for "security reasons," though he still uses Apple's tablet computer, the iPad. Apple was one of several tech companies that may have allowed the National Security Agency (NSA) direct access to servers containing customer data, according to revelations by former NSA contractor Edward Snowden. The companies deny the allegation. Obama fought to keep his BlackBerry after coming to the White House in 2009, though he said only 10 people have his personal email address. Neither George W. Bush nor Bill Clinton used email during their presidencies.

What the actual fuck? He's black, guys, not poor. Give him a damn iPhone. No one deserves a BlackBerry. That is such a slap in the face to the President of this great nation its disgraceful. I would go a wicked pissin rampage if I had to give up my iPhone and go back to team CrackBerry (It's still cool to call them that right?).  Just shittin and pissin my pants all over the cell phone store the moment they broke the news to me "Hey um we think you suck and we've heard no one approves of you so We're gonna have to take that iPhone back and replace it with a BlackBerry, Ok? (Bill Lumbergh voice)". Want to know how to start world war 3? Take everyone's iPhone and give them blackberrys. Promise people will start killing one another once the PING!!!s start ringing off. Can you imagine Barack talking to his daughters "Heyyyyyy let me get that PIN girl! Mines 25a5f74a!"
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Tossin Piff

This shit will tickle your pickle. If you don't feel it move you might want to go see a doctor with a Ph.D in "You might be gay".
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Watch This Guy Shit Himself

It gets no luckier than this right? Like this guy should 117% have died. I spit out my coffee and I wasn't even drinking any when I saw this video. Just out of this world stuff. I feel like every single one of these live leak videos of crazy shit happening with cars always happens in Russia. I guess it must be winter their and the only ting keeping them warm is the 5th of vodka in their center console.  Serious question though...Did this guy shit himself right when he knew he was about to get smoked by this drunk Russia and how do you not get up and immediately start jerking off? If I just nearly got killed by a speeding car there is zero doubt I would start jerking it. It could be my last crack. Never know when you're gonna get smoked by a drunk Russian again.

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