Miss Delaware Teen doing it BIG (Literally) !!

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Poor little Tink Tink

NY Times- The Paralympic champion Oscar Pistorius, who made sporting history by becoming the first double amputee sprinter to compete in the Olympics, was charged with murder on Thursday after a woman was fatally shot in his home in Pretoria, according to South African police officials.

So by now I'm sure all of you have heard about poor little tink tink aka Oscar Pistorius.  Dude killed his girlfriend with a gun and now everyone is calling him a monster. Poor Little Tink Tink.  How could anyone in their right mind find tink tink at a fault here? Do you see how hot his fucking side piece was? A man with no legs doesn't just murder a got damn super model named REEVA for no reason. Clearly she was bat shit crazy. She probably kept tormenting him because he lost a race and isn't the best no legged runner in the world anymore.  Just kept pushing him and pushing him until he could no longer take it and just like one of his prosthetic legs, he snapped.  But seriously fuck this rubber leg devil. How dare him take away a gorgeous blonde girl from this world. Why couldn't he have shot like an ugly bitch or something? So inconsiderate.

Guess its time I chime in

So this has gone viral on all the Barstool sites today and I decided I needed to throw in my 2 cents.

Barstool - You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

First things firsts I'm taking the dog for 6 points...just can not live in a fucking dungeon without a dog. Mark up 6 points.

2. I'm taking the full kitchen with all the dope shit. 6 more points...for those of you who can't count thats 12 points.

3.  Maybe the most important part of this whole thing...Give me that 52inch beast tv with the premium package. That is an absolute must. 19 points.

4. I'm taking the weight room with the hoop court and the batting cage. Simple really. 24 points.

5. Hygiene...even though there won't be any bitches in my dungeon I still like pampering myself. 27 points.

6. Yes I'm talking the 5 mil instead of the 10. And I gotta go with Barry Bonds. Either we will end up killing each other and won't have to rot for 10 years in a dungeon, or we'll have a fucking amazing time and he'll turn me into the next...um him. So we're up to 34 points.

7. I'll take the pool table. I always wanted to be able to play pool well. I think over ten years I'll be able to figure out that horrid game. 35 points.

I'm coming out jacked, being able to hit a baseball 3000 feet, I'll have a dog, me and Barry will be best friends, I'll be able to cook like a mug, and I'll have 5 mil. when I get out at 29 I'll go on such a tear it won't even be funny. Bitches on top of Bitches cuz I'll be rich, jacked, and know how to cook better than any Iron Chef ever.

...Now for my only alternative...

1. The hot ass bitch. Pretty good alternative. 18 points

2. The kitchen. I can't live without good food. Just can't. 24 points.

3. The HD camera...You know I'm bouta film mad pornos...too easy 27 points.

4. The TV. I need a fucking TV in my life. Couldn't live without sports. Just couldn't do it. 34 points.

5. Give me the fucking gun. Lord knows I won't be able to live with an annoying whiny ass stupid bitch in a confined space for 10 years. So Looks like I'm gonna have to kill the bitch at some point. It will probably happen within the first 4 years. And then after 1 or 2 years of isolation I'll really wish I went with my first list.

Little Fish Had a Chip on His Shoulder

Huffpost - Englishman John Wood, 37, told the Wisbech Standard he fought off four muggers singlehandedly -- literally, since his other hand was clutching a container of fish and chips he had just purchased. Wood told the BBC that his phone happened to go off at that exact moment, and the muggers demanded he hand it over in addition to the wallet. Wood says he told the attackers to "come and get it," and the four men all rushed at him at once. Not one to let himself get battered, Wood reportedly used the aikido skills he learned as a teen to kick two of them in the knees, sending them to the ground. By Wood's account, he knocked down a third before the fourth man stabbed him in the side with what doctors believe was a sharpened screwdriver. He then disarmed the man, he added, before jumping in his car and driving away. "I didn't even drop the chips,' he told the Standard. "It was all done one-handed."

Fuckin Brits. Just the cockiest bunch of bastards in the world. "Come and Get it". This dude just bragging about beating up 4 dudes while holding his damn fish and chips. I'm not impressed dude. Show me the video because there is no way 4 fully grown men didnt whoop that ass. What you beat up 4 chicks? Beat up a couple of fucking 8th grade boys? Oh you used your aikido skills to beat them up. Makes sense. I know for an absolute fact that given the chance to steal this guys wallet, phone, manhood, and his fish and chips I could do it without breaking a sweat. I'd hit him with that Louisiana Fast 2 piece and a biscuit straight from Popeye's kitchen.  2 hits. Me hitting you and you hitting the floor you got damn lobsterback bastard.  Tell me how the Declaration of Independence tastes fucker. Dude probably thinks Rugby players are tougher than football players too.

- A sharpened screwdriver? How in the fuck did this guy just get in his car and walk away? The screwdriver must have been mistaken for a twizzler. Sharpened screwdrivers kill people.