Guess its time I chime in

So this has gone viral on all the Barstool sites today and I decided I needed to throw in my 2 cents.

Barstool - You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

First things firsts I'm taking the dog for 6 points...just can not live in a fucking dungeon without a dog. Mark up 6 points.

2. I'm taking the full kitchen with all the dope shit. 6 more points...for those of you who can't count thats 12 points.

3.  Maybe the most important part of this whole thing...Give me that 52inch beast tv with the premium package. That is an absolute must. 19 points.

4. I'm taking the weight room with the hoop court and the batting cage. Simple really. 24 points.

5. Hygiene...even though there won't be any bitches in my dungeon I still like pampering myself. 27 points.

6. Yes I'm talking the 5 mil instead of the 10. And I gotta go with Barry Bonds. Either we will end up killing each other and won't have to rot for 10 years in a dungeon, or we'll have a fucking amazing time and he'll turn me into the next...um him. So we're up to 34 points.

7. I'll take the pool table. I always wanted to be able to play pool well. I think over ten years I'll be able to figure out that horrid game. 35 points.

I'm coming out jacked, being able to hit a baseball 3000 feet, I'll have a dog, me and Barry will be best friends, I'll be able to cook like a mug, and I'll have 5 mil. when I get out at 29 I'll go on such a tear it won't even be funny. Bitches on top of Bitches cuz I'll be rich, jacked, and know how to cook better than any Iron Chef ever.

...Now for my only alternative...

1. The hot ass bitch. Pretty good alternative. 18 points

2. The kitchen. I can't live without good food. Just can't. 24 points.

3. The HD camera...You know I'm bouta film mad pornos...too easy 27 points.

4. The TV. I need a fucking TV in my life. Couldn't live without sports. Just couldn't do it. 34 points.

5. Give me the fucking gun. Lord knows I won't be able to live with an annoying whiny ass stupid bitch in a confined space for 10 years. So Looks like I'm gonna have to kill the bitch at some point. It will probably happen within the first 4 years. And then after 1 or 2 years of isolation I'll really wish I went with my first list.