DM - These extraordinary pictures show a South African seal devouring a blue shark - one of five that it attacked and ate for dinner. The rare event took place off the coast of Cape Point and was witnessed and photographed by a group of shocked divers. The seal ate only the stomach and liver of its prey before moving on to its next victim. 'It was terrible to watch,' said South African photographer Chris Fallows, who owns a shark diving company. He had been taking a group on an expedition when they found the sharks, which were all around three or four feet long.
Bad ass motherfucker!! This seal who I have promptly named Steven after Steven Seagal just gave a big old middle finger to mother nature. He just said bitch don't think if you starve me I won't eat these fucking jerk off sharks who have killed my brother, sister, mommy, daddy, and uncle. He wanted blood and he got it. Such a power move I can't even take it. You thought that the 2 people's elbows that the Rock dropped on CM Punk sunday night were raw? How bout this damn seal disemboweling the so called king of the ocean? The coupe de gras of bad ass shit without legs. Well it's safe to say that I am no longer intimidated by sharks. If a pussy seal can rip these things to shreds than there is no way me and my HUMAN brain can't kill sharks in .2 seconds. Mother nature just once again proving she's nothing more than a myth.
P.S.- How bout this Chris fellow? Terrible to watch? If I was guaranteed to see a seal rip a shark to shreds I'd pay 3 times the amount of money you were asking for your stupid little tour. Pussy.
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