So this morning I went to get some cereal and those pigs didn't have any Frosted Mini Wheats so I had to settle for Raisin Bran Crunch. Never a bad alternative. In fact it's a great alternative probably my go to alternate, but that got me thinking what's the best cereal?
5. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Cinnamon Toast Crunch coming in at number 5. And basically it's like this...if you don't like this cereal fuck you and your mother dog. You have to be clinically insane to dislike cinnamon toast crunch. What's not to like about cinnamon toast crunch? Is it the cinnamon? You're gay. Is it the toast? Butt chug vinegar. Is it the crunch? You probably order original recipe from KFC too, little bitch. What I'm sayin is I am making a hall of fame list and this shit is going first ballot.
4. Life
Don't even front on Life cereal. This shit is a straight dick wrecker. You could easily eat one of those little ass boxes in one sitting.
3. Cookie Crisp
Fuck you. This is my motherfucking list.
2. Frosted Mini-Wheats
This is easily the most well rounded cereal in the history of cereal. Shit is like the Nomar of cereals. It hits for power, average and plays great defense plus its sexy. Shit is positively delicious, keeps you full and its good for you. Just a five tool player. You seen his hot ass wife strawberry Frosted Mini-Wheats? That bitch is clearly the Mia Hamm of the Cereal Game.
1. Honey Nut Cheerios
Is there a more obvious number 1 choice in the world? Like this shit is so perfectly delicious and simple I'd stab myself in the eye if it wasn't my choice for best cereal. This is the Jennifer Aniston of cereal. The most perfect creation god has ever made.
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