Keith Olbermann = Dog Feces

Good afternoon you pieces of garbage. I'm writing my first post on this blog about how much of a fucking prick Keith Olbermann is. Needless to say if you've watched his show you know how much of an arrogant asswipe he is and your hatred for him is similar to mine, if not go fuck yourself because you're probably an arrogant asswipe too. Main reason I'm writing this is because on last nights show he was reading some headlines about notable MLB free agents and he brought up that Manny Ramirez (AKA Da GOD for any and all simpletons reading this) is planning on making another return to the majors because he's sick of eating seaweed and tofu and ugly women in Taiwan I'm assuming. Can't blame him. While he was doing this he started to yawn and generally disrespected my dude Manny. This was the last straw for me. Yeah Manny is old and over the hill but get this through you're dumb fucking head Keith, Manny Ramirez is one of the biggest G's and overall hoggs to grace the Cathedral of Boston aka Fenway Park. So as the Iron Sheik would say respect the legend or get humbled old country way.

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I present the Whooty of all Whootys. This the type of booty I wouldn't mind being suffocated to death by. Anyway no idea who this piece of ass belongs to but shouts to Darnell Docket. I snatched it from his X Rated Instagram @Dockettxxx.

Thanksgiving Essentials

With Thanksgiving right around the corner, I've decided to rank the necessities that come with this absolute gem of a holiday.

Concrete Pajamas

DM - The son of notorious mob boss John Gotti walked into a Long Island hospital bleeding claiming that he had broken up a fight in a convenience store parking lot. John Gotti Jr., 49, took over the Gambino crime family but now says that he is no longer involved with organized crime, but he refused to tell police about the fight that he reportedly broke up on Sunday night that led to him being stabbed. No details have been released about his condition or the specific injuries he sustained, but the Daily News reports that they were serious enough for him to be transferred to North Shore University Hospital. He stopped revealing any details as soon as police arrived, putting an end to one information stream. 'He didn’t say anything to us so there was really no lead to track down at that point,' an unidentified police source told The Post.

These 2 idiots that stabbed Junior Gotti don't even have to worry about police finding them. Made men don't talk. Police midas whale stop looking too because these 2 are going to get put through a meat grinder and fed to dalmatians. Eventually this will get brought up in course, but we all know that Teflon Don Junior will get acquitted because all of the jury members will turn up dead. Moral of the story..."Fuck around with the Don and get John Blazed".

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Get your morning wood off with Chicks in Kicks

Suck it, Nerds !!!

I don't know if this dude is special or acting or what, but I don't give a fuck (Actually I prefer it if this dude is special, but whatever I'm weird). Regardless of what the fuck is going on here...this is the best youtube video I have ever seen. If this shit isn't funny to you, politely I'm going to ask you to fuck yourself because you don't know funny. As we say in the industry...This is rich.

"I got wasted, the cops in this game don't mess around"

"Look at that, look at it! How can you not appreciate this!"

The second funniest but maybe the most funny part of this video is at the 2:01 mark..."Hook it up for me!"...just putting that whoor in her place!!

I'm hiring this guy. He's funny. 

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76% of women...SHUT THE FUCK UP

HP - Carving out time for yourself during the day -- free from obligations to your work, partner or kids -- is one of life's great pleasures. And it may be even more important (and desirable) than sex. Out of 500 women polled by Celestial Seasonings, 76 percent would choose "me time" over sex, if they had to pick one or the other. And honestly, we can't say we're all that surprised.

"And honestly, we can't say we're all that surprised."...No shit Sherlock. If this is such an unsurprising thing I don't even know why you bothered to write about it. I for one am sick of hearing about how women don't like sex. MEN KNOW. We pretend like we don't, but we do. Who would want a sweaty, hairy, out of shape, double chinned dude humping them for 5 minutes while they lay on their back awkwardly? I know I wouldn't.
But seriously you know what the problem here is? Ladies? Do you? Its you...not us. Its not that we're incapable of making you like sex, but you can only get denied from anal so many times before you lose interest in caring about pleasing you. Once every 100 times we ask would probably suffice. But when you ask 1000 times and get the same result every single time...You stop caring. So you want us to start caring about your needs? Why don't you let us stick it in your butt once in a blue moon.
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Wake up and crack the morning wood on this beautiful Veterans Day to the gorgeous Marine, Shannon Ihrke

Bye Week Survival Guide

A Sunday with no Tom Brady is like a day without sunlight. Just no two ways around the fact that it sucks horribly bad. But going into week 11 us Pat's fans got a lot to look forward too. This bye week couldn't have come at a better time. Big game next week against a hot Carolina Panthers team in Charlotte. Luckily for us Shane Vereen will be able to suit up next week after missing every game this season after week 1. He's been practicing a few weeks so he should be pretty game ready. Gronk finally healthy healthy, Amendola healthy, Butterfingers Dobson looks like he's finally figuring it out and best of all Belichick finally has faith in Stevan Ridley who is our best Running Back by a long shot like it or not. Being 7-2 right now feels pretty good.

Couple things to keep you from reaching for the bleach under the kitchen sink on this Non-Brady Sunday.

**Drink way more beer than normal. You should preferably be drinking Busch Lattes.

**Find a place with RedZone...because fuck watching strange teams you could give 2 shits about. I know you only wanna watch touchdowns.

**Pray to higher powers you have a good fantasy week...only thing worse than a November Sunday with no Pats is a November Sunday with no Pats and losing your fantasy match up.

**Masturbate in the shower

**Finally, Eat some fucking Chicken Parm for dinner.

**I did an extra lot of meat whipping this weekend...Fucking Cocks and Pats on a bye...Somebodies getting fired.

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New, Improved, and Hopefully Longer Lasting Chicken and Gravy Mang

None of you really give 2 shits. This will probably cease fire in 2-3 weeks when I'm too lazy to sit and type stupid shit instead of sit and watch my afternoon sitcoms. But hey, Friends, King of Queens, and then Seinfeld every fucking day for 5 hours beats the shit out of trying to entertain you monkeys. See y'all tomorrow for College Gameday. The Cocks are on a bye...I'll be blackout be 330.

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