Monday, November 11, 2013

76% of women...SHUT THE FUCK UP


HP - Carving out time for yourself during the day -- free from obligations to your work, partner or kids -- is one of life's great pleasures. And it may be even more important (and desirable) than sex. Out of 500 women polled by Celestial Seasonings, 76 percent would choose "me time" over sex, if they had to pick one or the other. And honestly, we can't say we're all that surprised.

"And honestly, we can't say we're all that surprised."...No shit Sherlock. If this is such an unsurprising thing I don't even know why you bothered to write about it. I for one am sick of hearing about how women don't like sex. MEN KNOW. We pretend like we don't, but we do. Who would want a sweaty, hairy, out of shape, double chinned dude humping them for 5 minutes while they lay on their back awkwardly? I know I wouldn't.
But seriously you know what the problem here is? Ladies? Do you? Its you...not us. Its not that we're incapable of making you like sex, but you can only get denied from anal so many times before you lose interest in caring about pleasing you. Once every 100 times we ask would probably suffice. But when you ask 1000 times and get the same result every single time...You stop caring. So you want us to start caring about your needs? Why don't you let us stick it in your butt once in a blue moon.

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