A Sunday with no Tom Brady is like a day without sunlight. Just no two ways around the fact that it sucks horribly bad. But going into week 11 us Pat's fans got a lot to look forward too. This bye week couldn't have come at a better time. Big game next week against a hot Carolina Panthers team in Charlotte. Luckily for us Shane Vereen will be able to suit up next week after missing every game this season after week 1. He's been practicing a few weeks so he should be pretty game ready. Gronk finally healthy healthy, Amendola healthy, Butterfingers Dobson looks like he's finally figuring it out and best of all Belichick finally has faith in Stevan Ridley who is our best Running Back by a long shot like it or not. Being 7-2 right now feels pretty good.
Couple things to keep you from reaching for the bleach under the kitchen sink on this Non-Brady Sunday.
**Drink way more beer than normal. You should preferably be drinking Busch Lattes.
**Find a place with RedZone...because fuck watching strange teams you could give 2 shits about. I know you only wanna watch touchdowns.
**Pray to higher powers you have a good fantasy week...only thing worse than a November Sunday with no Pats is a November Sunday with no Pats and losing your fantasy match up.
**Masturbate in the shower
**Finally, Eat some fucking Chicken Parm for dinner.
**I did an extra lot of meat whipping this weekend...Fucking Cocks and Pats on a bye...Somebodies getting fired.
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