
DM- Barbara Walters asked New Jersey governor Chris Christie about his weight during an interview for her annual Most Fascinating People special. She asked the governor and possible Republican presidential nominee if he agrees with the criticism that he is too fat to run for the position of Commander in Chief. 'That's ridiculous, I mean that's ridiculous- I don't know what the basis for that is,' he said in the interview. Though he brushes off his weight as a possible hindrance to any future political aspirations, Christie acknowledged that he is aware of the interest in his shapely figure. 'I feel very uncomfortable asking this question when I am sitting opposite you, but you are a little overweight,' Walters asked. 'More than a little,' he responded. She then went on to ask if he knew the reason why, and he simply responded: 'If I could figure that out, I'd fix it.'
Hey Barbara, what the hell is wrong with you? You don't think *Governor* knows he's fat? You old bitch. Speaking as a first rate fat man myself I will let you know I look in the mirror every day with self loathing pity, but you know what Barbara? I just keep eating. Because unlike fat broads fat men can still find attractive people to bang them. It's science. No man in his right mind would possibly bang a fat broad because he wants to. There has to be a motive behind it. Not the same for women. Women love money, power, and fame. Think about all the Fat guys who are rich and famous and are bagging broads most men dream about. I read today that Fidel Castro banged 30,000 women in his life! Worst case scenario a Fat dude rolls into the strip club throws down 200 or 300 hundred dollars and guess what? He's fuckin a naughty girl with low morals, big old fake titties, and the ability to suck the skin off his Hotdog. Listen Grandma, lay off the fat jokes and go get a face lift or something you're making me lose me lunch. As for you Chris *Governor* Christie keep doing you. Don't let any woman tell you that you should cut back on the stromboli and the cannolis.
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