Hey bacon move over, there's a new sherif in town. I know what all of you are thinking. Like omg Gotti has lost his fucking mind Pretending that I'm the crazy one here...well lets just set this straight now. You're all crazy and you're also all really bad liars and in denial. Pepperoni came in with a bang and its here to stay. Maybe it doesn't have the versatility of bacon, but fuck versatility. This is a homerun contest. Pepperoni is one of the very few things that can't really be fucked up. You ever ate microwaved bacon? Shits fucking gross. How bout eating bacon straight out the fridge from the package? Have fun with salmonella you filthy animals. Bacon is great don't get me wrong, but when it comes down to it, bacon just doesn't hit the long ball quite as long as pepperoni. Bacon might even hit more homeruns, but it's not hitting jaw dropping moonfruit cockshots like pepperoni is. Bottom line Long live the Roni and if you disagree maybe arnold will break your arm off.
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