Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Google really thinks theyre slick




HuffWhat were the hottest topics sought by Web users' fingertips this past year? Google has lifted the curtain on a few of them, in a look back at the top search trends of the year. The search engine's Google Zeitgeist 2012 site is now open, inviting curious minds to explore the 142 trillion events, photos, trends, songs, gadgets and celebrities that captured our attention over the past 12 months. Google also released its annual video retrospective of the year's most memorable search topics (see above).


You know normally I don't shit on giant black men because they're giant and black but did that many people really care about Michael Clark Duncan? I mean his best role was when he played Jake Harper's girlfriend's father in 2 and a half men.  Like he's a big giant almost moronic character. What about Witney Houston…I mean I know guys, she was a great singer and all but come on she should been dead at least a decade ago. She's been playing nose games with the fun dip powder for 20 years and you know what they say about half black chicks who play nose games with the fun dip powder for 20 years? Their hearts explode. Now all of that being said there is no way that Google is telling the truth to us. Please tell me how Porn is not the number 1 thing searched on google? I mean just last night I searched google mercilessly for 3 hours trying to find videos of this new sex bomb Mia Malkova. Does google really expect me to believe that Kate Upton's tits weren't searched for more than that fat korean fuck who actually wants all of us to burn in hell? Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Shame on me. Fool me nine times? Mike D'antoni of search engines.


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