AJ Pierzynski

I'm sure most of you have heard by now that the Sox signed AJ Pierzynski. I spit out my coffee this morning and went to the bathroom and puked...Yes, dickhead, frosted tips, gets beat up by other catchers AJ Pierzynski. Well I was going to write this blog shitting on AJ and questioning Ben Cherington's sexuality, but the more I look at the deal and actually think about what kind of guy Pierzynski is I can do nothing but love this move. There was a time when there was not a player I hated outside of A-Rod and Teixeira (They have touched tips before) more than Pierzynski. Just a down right scum bag in my book. But the more I thought about it the same reasons I was hating him were some of the same reasons I loved guys like Kevin Millar and Trot Nixon.  The guy plays the game how its supposed to be played.  He plays by all the unwritten rules to which I absolutely adore in a baseball player these days, especially a catcher. Plus the guy loves pushing his teammates and he's eccentric as fuck. Also I'd bet a down payment on a house that the guy is a sexual deviant. Just hasn't fucked with a condom since like 16 or 17. But on to the real reason I'm excited for this trash bag coming to Boston...The guy is 36 and caught 138 games last in fucking sweat your dick all the way off Arlington Texas.  He hit .272 with 17 bombs, 70 RBIs all the while only striking out 70 times and did I mention he threw out 33% of would be stealers? I think Salty (God Bless his soul) struck out 70 times in April last season and he may have thrown more balls into centerfield than he did to second base.  Bottom line is AJ Pierzynski has Moxie and I love it. And you should too.

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