DM - The female CEO of Archie Comics, who has been accused of sexual harassment by five employees says she can't be guilty of the accusations - because her employees are all white men. Nancy Silberkeit argues in legal filings that the employees who are suing aren't from a 'protected class' of people - and therefore their claims of harassment aren't legally viable. Silberkeit is accused of repeatedly shouting 'Penis!' at the employees and also referring to them as the male organ instead of their names.
Is there any woman more putrid, more deserving of being accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake than this woman? I know I speak for all white men when I say we are NOT the protected class when it comes to penises...specifically penis size. What a preposterous statement that calling a white man a penis can't cause extreme emotional distress. Not one white male with an average size penis (98% of us) has ever looked at himself naked in the mirror and said "I am really really content with my penis size. Having a penis that inflicts pain on women would be an inconvenience" NO. If I had a boss who kept calling me penis cause she knew my penis was medium sized (I'm insecure) because she has seen the color of my skin I would go full on buffalo bill goodbye horse wearing lipstick and dancing around naked with my crank tucked between my legs. This Nancy bitch knew exactly what she was doing. She was kicking her writers where it hurts the most (Yes, right in the dick). I bet Nancy is one of those sick Femdom porno broads who step on dude's nutsacks with stiletto heels on. She's a widow and I've never been more confident with any accusation that the reason being is she made her husband wear a condom the entirety of their marriage. So to say I hope she loses this lawsuit would be an absurd understatement.
PS- This whole blog is hypothetical because no wannabe mogul has a medium sized penis let alone a small penis HA! Moguls have Mogul sized cranks
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