Huff - Chick-fil-A says it's removing high-fructose corn syrup from its white buns and artificial dyes from its sauces and dressings as part of a push to improve its ingredients. The fast-food chicken chain says the reformulated buns are being tested in about 200 Georgia locations, while the sauces and dressings will be tested starting early next year. It says it also removed a yellow dye from its chicken soup and that the new recipe should be in all restaurants by the end of this month. It's also testing a new peanut oil, with hopes of a rollout early next year.
This is all fine and dandy Chick-fil-A, but until you start serving my fat white ass food on sunday I will never be able to call you the king of fast food. Yes, you are delicious, your sauces are delectable, and you even refuse to serve gay people. But not being open on sundays is a crime against humanity and an insult to the people of this great nation. How could you possibly think its ok to not be open? Every single fucking sunday I wake up so hungover that I regret my entire life and I stumble my ass 200 yards down the road in a half drunk half sleeping stupor to your door step only to remember that you are fucking CLOSED. ALL I WANT IS A HALF DOZEN CHICKEN MINIS.
Listen Chick-fil-A I fully respect your grind. You're the best fast food on the market and you discriminate against people who like the same private parts as they have but respectfully, fuck you with a horse cock
PS- Go Cocks!
PS- Go Cocks!
#ThingsBetterThanClemson going to chick fil a on a Sunday only to find that it's closed
— Kevin G (@KGOG1) November 30, 2013
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