No surprise here guys and gals. No surprise at all. We all knew that Jacoby Ellsbury has less character than a popsicle stick. Everyone and their mom knew he was leaving Boston with his bags packed in search for the dumbest team to give him the most money. Its the cherokee way. What a fucking asshole though. The people of Boston deserve a little more respect than this. Jacoby just took a little scab and turned it into a fucking stab wound by going to the Spanks. Just such a hoe move. No ill will towards the yankees though. Play on Playas. Jacoby Ellsbury is a player built by speed and guess what fellas...He's 30 years old. Speed doesn't last forever and it certainly doesn't last for 7 years and 153 million dollars. How long before his first 50 game suspension? Is there anyone in the entire country who thought his 32 homerun season was by accident? Do you think it just happens that he hit 32 home runs in 660 at bats that season and 33 over his other 2,252 at-bats in his career? A-Rod is going to be stabbing Jacoby in the ass with so many things that include but are not limited to needles & dicks. Have fun with that New York. Your pitching staff still sucks.
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